1.1.1.1. Internet Hijacked in Mount Abu: A Rant Worth Reading.
Hey there, mates! Does your internet in Mount Abu—or wherever you are—drive you to the brink of madness too? Recently, the internet seems determined to drive me crazy. Just as I settle down to work on something important, poof—it’s gone.
Today’s episode began with a burst of inspiration. Focused on my writing, my internet crashed without warning. Now, I can’t even remember the brilliant idea I was working on. My unpredictable internet connection is giving me a taste of what Alzheimer’s must feel like—a condition I wouldn’t wish on anyone.
My creativity was flagging, so I tried listening to psychedelic music to revive it. But since Mount Abu, the abode of the gods, forbids weed, I couldn’t pair it with the usual suspects. Plan B: whisky. Heavy shots, no less. Spoiler alert: neither the music nor the alcohol did much to elevate my spirits. Instead, the vibe turned somber, and blues replaced my sarcasm.
And then—tring! The internet resurrected itself, mocking me like a fickle magician. Ah, finally, time to update my thoughts! Oh, wait...what was I about to say? The brilliance I thought would flood back with connectivity remains missing in action.
So here I am, raising a virtual toast to this unreliable companion called the internet. It’s like a people pleaser, trying to cater to everyone yet failing to meet the needs of even one individual when it matters most.
Till next time, folks. Keep smiling through the chaos and let’s hope the internet gods smile down upon us more consistently. Cheers!.
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